God speaks through Fox News….our last line of defense against atheist tyranny. I wonder what sort of mental manipulation these atheist conjured up to deceive these innocent kids into speaking in tongues. Next thing you know they’ll denounce Poisedon’s existence after the devastation from Hurricane Katrina. If you want to be a half-decent parent then listen closely. The next time your kid asks you why its thundering outside, tell him Gods angry. Then when he asks why Gods angry, tell him its something he did.

On a much more genuine note…both these guys scare the living daylights out of me.

“The being we call god is merely a pawn working for a powerful and rational force in some far-off galaxy. This force is trying to weed out people who are irrational by seeing who would be stupid enough to believe in his god illusion so easily. Those that believe in this illusion, he will send to eternal damnation and he will deliver the rational beings, those who stoically refused to believe in a god, to heaven.”
- Nicholas Yee