Rook to F9, Check. United States foreign policy experts implement strategic sanctions on North Korea by depriving them of life’s essentials, cognac and designer clothes. Critics of US foreign policy have cited these recent sanctions as examples of United States complete disregard for the recreational entertainment of North Korea’s elite.   In an effort to frustrate North Korea’s gracefully petite leader Kim Jong-Il into concession, the US is assured multilateral talks will continue. United States ’show-no-mercy’ tactics will eliminate popular North Korean past-times such as jamming out to an Ipod while jet-skiing the Pacific blue. The uproar against recent US coercion methods is justified, since without luxuries we are no better than barbaric cattle lost blindly in the Sahara desert. This begs the question, if Kim Jong-Il was placed into a glass container with an extremely small circular opening, could he in fact escape?